Bielsko Biala Bed and Breakfast!

You can see the Vagina Cafe from the window of your room. You could wave from the balcony and shout down your order...if you've got the balls. should your hostess get visibly irritated just say I told you to do it.

at what other bielsko biala bed and breakfast can you order a real continental breakfast, meaning practically a feast for just 20 goldies? at what other bielsko biala bed and breakfast are meals, snacks and drinks delivered to your apartment? at what other bielsko biala bed and breakfast are delicious and healthy entrees just a stone's throw away in a cozy little courtyard? at what other bielsko bed and breakfast can you rent a bike for just 10 goldies an hour or better yet rent that bike for the whole day for just 30 goldies. (Goldies are what I call Polish currency, by the way, which in Polish are called zloty, which literally means golden. I hate hearing the word zloty pronounced the way it's pronounced by english-speaking people. It sounds like some kind of martian lotto.) I digress. I ask once more, at what other bielsko biala bed and breakfast can you order a therapeutic, relaxing or Hawaiian "lomi lomi" massage for just 120 goldies an hour? The answer is nowhere. The best things come from Vagina. Human life and...not to mention a 10 percent discount at the bar. It's a no-brainer. The best bielsko bed and breakfast is at Plac Wolnosci 1 (that's number 1 Liberty Square). Your gateway to central europe.

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